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  1. The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
  2. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
  3. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  4. Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
  5. A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.
  6. A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.
  7. Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?" "Yeah," reply the bytes. "Make us a double."
  8. Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.
  9. Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..." Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..." Judge: "Learn Java!" Me: "Damn."
  10. I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.

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