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Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
How do you tell HTML from HTML5? - Try it out in Internet Explorer - Did it work? - No? - It's HTML5.
Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
// This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.
My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met.
UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.

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