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Today's Jokes

  1. I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
  2. A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
  3. The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
  4. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
  5. A byte walks into a bar looking miserable. The bartender asks it: "What's wrong buddy?" "Parity error." it replies. "Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off."
  6. Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.
  7. My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.
  8. The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
  9. A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink. The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"
  10. A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.

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