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  1. A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers. The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float". The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."
  2. The six stages of debugging: 1. That can't happen. 2. That doesn't happen on my machine. 3. That shouldn't happen. 4. Why does that happen? 5. Oh, I see. 6. How did that ever work?
  3. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  4. I have a joke about Stack Overflow, but you would say it's a duplicate.
  5. Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
  6. Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?" "Yeah," reply the bytes. "Make us a double."
  7. I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
  8. I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
  9. Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
  10. Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.

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