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  1. I have a joke about Stack Overflow, but you would say it's a duplicate.
  2. A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
  3. If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
  4. Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..." Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..." Judge: "Learn Java!" Me: "Damn."
  5. There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.
  6. A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.
  7. I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
  8. Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
  9. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
  10. The six stages of debugging: 1. That can't happen. 2. That doesn't happen on my machine. 3. That shouldn't happen. 4. Why does that happen? 5. Oh, I see. 6. How did that ever work?

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