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Today's Jokes

  1. A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink. The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"
  2. To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
  3. A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"
  4. The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
  5. If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.
  6. My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.
  7. Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
  8. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
  9. "Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.
  10. Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.

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