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  1. My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
  2. A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.
  3. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
  4. Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
  5. Hey Girl, Roses are #ff0000, Violets are #0000ff, I use hex codes, But I'd use RGB for you.
  6. A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"
  7. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  8. Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.
  9. Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..." Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..." Judge: "Learn Java!" Me: "Damn."
  10. Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.

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