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Today's Jokes

  1. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
  2. A horse walks into a bar. "Hey", the Bartender says. "Sure", the horse replies.
  3. Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.
  4. My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
  5. Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
  6. A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"
  7. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
  8. UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
  9. Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..." Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..." Judge: "Learn Java!" Me: "Damn."
  10. Never date a baker. They're too kneady.

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