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Today's Jokes

  1. "Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
  2. Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
  3. Never date a baker. They're too kneady.
  4. The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
  5. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
  6. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  7. I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.
  8. A horse walks into a bar. "Hey", the Bartender says. "Sure", the horse replies.
  9. UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
  10. To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!

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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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