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Today's Jokes

  1. I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.
  2. Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
  3. Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.
  4. Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..." Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..." Judge: "Learn Java!" Me: "Damn."
  5. To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
  6. Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.
  7. Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
  8. A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
  9. The six stages of debugging: 1. That can't happen. 2. That doesn't happen on my machine. 3. That shouldn't happen. 4. Why does that happen? 5. Oh, I see. 6. How did that ever work?
  10. Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.

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