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  1. I have a joke about Stack Overflow, but you would say it's a duplicate.
  2. Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.
  3. Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.
  4. Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
  5. Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
  6. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
  7. Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
  8. To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
  9. If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
  10. I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.

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