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  1. To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
  2. Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
  3. I have a joke about Stack Overflow, but you would say it's a duplicate.
  4. A horse walks into a bar. "Hey", the Bartender says. "Sure", the horse replies.
  5. Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
  6. Never date a baker. They're too kneady.
  7. A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
  8. I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
  9. UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
  10. Hey Girl, Roses are #ff0000, Violets are #0000ff, I use hex codes, But I'd use RGB for you.

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