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Today's Jokes

  1. The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
  2. I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.
  3. "We messed up the keming again guys."
  4. I have a joke about Stack Overflow, but you would say it's a duplicate.
  5. Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.
  6. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
  7. Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..." Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..." Judge: "Learn Java!" Me: "Damn."
  8. Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.
  9. A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
  10. I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.

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