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Today's Jokes

  1. I have a joke about Stack Overflow, but you would say it's a duplicate.
  2. Never date a baker. They're too kneady.
  3. If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
  4. A horse walks into a bar. "Hey", the Bartender says. "Sure", the horse replies.
  5. Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.
  6. A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers. The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float". The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."
  7. Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
  8. To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
  9. A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
  10. A byte walks into a bar looking miserable. The bartender asks it: "What's wrong buddy?" "Parity error." it replies. "Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off."

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